hickeys are gross i want ten
me whispering to my dog in the dark: hey.. you still up?
Ellen is not impressed
Running into closeted homosexuals from high school at the gay club
More like running into closeted frat bros from college at the gay club
When I was a kid I thought your 20s were supposed to be fun, not filled with perpetual anxiety about financial stability and constantly feeling like an unaccomplished piece of shit.
That’s because it was fun for baby boomers and they basically gave us this impression it would always be like that, but then they ruined the economy.
All other typos can go home. This one wins.
i think i scarred him for life
Gay marriage finally legal in England.
Rainbow flag over British government offices to celebrate today. A good day.